Match.com stats:

Total profile views: 1906 (54 since yesterday)

New received emails: 1 unsolicited, 1 solicited

New sent emails: 0

New winks: 1

Optimism level: This is giving me a headache.

I didn’t send out any new emails today because I had a migraine most of the day and couldn’t bear to look at my monitor for more than a few minutes. When the pain finally eased, it was nighttime and there’s something about sending a lonelyhearts email on a Friday night that seems particularly desperate. I’ll send out two tomorrow. I haven’t heard from any of the guys I’ve approached over the last few days, though I noticed Banana Man checked out my profile. I did hear back from George Costanza. He wants to get together this weekend but that doesn’t work for me so I’ll propose a day next week. Based on what he wrote, it sounds like we live within walking distance of one another, but it’s probably not wise to walk to wherever we meet, at least not if it’s at night.

EMAIL #1: This guy wants two kids and he’s Catholic. Moved to folder: Can I do it any faster?